A stretch limousine has magisterially pulled into the VIP entrance. The spotlights glisten on the clean, virgin white exterior. The fully engaged headlights return the favor casting the screaming fans in an angelic glow. As the ever growing crowd waits to see what titan of the sport of kings will emerge from this modern day chariot of the gods, the unmistakable lettering on the side leaves no shred of doubt: JBL is Poopy.
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