Roy Keane and Liam Miller are both Corkmen. They'd know how to fight dirty, street brawl style.

Djemba looks like a hard nut too. Heinze is a 'tinian, so he probably has a few dirty tricks up his sleeves.

It'd be a good old fight. Arsenal would have a good team for a fight, since they have a lot of black players and black people are better at fighting, and even Pires is a really big fella for a flair player.

Pires is a big girl. Out of Arsenals players, you forgot to mention their hardest player...Jens Lehmann, that guys <s>an angry Nazi</s> physcho,

Thats why I like Drogba, he prolly aint hard, but being big and black makes him look scary.

I was thinking Djemba is probably hard, but he is no match for Makelele or Vieira.

Oh when they tried to get RVN 8 on 1 and all behind his back too? Oh yeah, real tough guys.

Funny how Ryan Giggs and Cristiano Ronaldo squared up to them and they ran like girls. And Giggs and Ronaldo are hardly what you think of when you want hard men on your team.

I'd take Djemba against them. Since when did Makelele get this rep for being a hard nut? When he was rolling around on the floor against Monaco last season ducking out of confrontation?

Pires is a pretty big fucker. He's about 6'2" or 6'3" and pretty tight with it.

Arsenal women are probably more butch that Pires.

I disagree. I think Pires could do a bit of damage. Freddy Ljungberg and Edu would let the side down.

Reyes is small, but he's got a psycho temper.

LOL.

But they say you can tell alot about a guys thoughness from his hand shake, and Makelele has a solid hand shake, and is well built, I woudn't fancy my chances against him.

If I could be bothered I would find the pictures from last season, of RvN looking like a pussy, and Lauren making Phil Neville shit himself. Plus Arsenal didnt run when Giggs and Ronaldo came.

Until he gets a hair cut and shaves his "goatee", Pires will always look like a fucking pussy.

Tell that to Che Guevara.

I would if I knew who he was :$

Stop wasting your time arguing about what pussy footballer is toughest and read a book then.

Just got back from the game, and a draw was a fair result.We had the better chances and efforts (Nalis' shot off the bar :'() but after the sending off they had all the possesion but didn't create, with the exception of a Harewood chance one-on-one which was saved by Walker :cool:, they were restricted to long range shots.

Didn't really see what Dublin did to be sent off as it was across the other side of the pitch and the players had their backs turned. Brevett was booked for that and his challenge late in the game on Scowcroft probably deserved another yellow.

Also after all their complaining about Harewood playing wide last year i'm not sure the West Ham fans will be happy to hear that Rebrov was forced to play there and drift into the middle on a few occasions.

:rofl:

Glad to see you came to senses with your custom title Harvey.

I sensed you were getting a little upset so I changed it just for you.

No offence Rob but to go around on a website claiming you could 'have' a footballer is a bit of a prattish thing to do :$

I was actually gunna make a post about it :$ Just because you clearly couldn't have the guy.

This thread always becomes anarchic when I'm not around :$

Actually if you read all the posts, I never once said I would 'have' him. A few people said he could do me in and all I said was I beg to differ. And I still do. Being that none of you really know my background or what I look like, you don't know if I could or couldn't. So how exactly is that being prattish. Aside from jokingly questioning his sexuality, I said nothing.

Since when were footballers so tough anyway? If it was a Rugby player then different story.

Clearly eh? Ok whatever dude.

yeah well, my dad could have yours.

On a different note, bloody Australian TV couldn't get the rights to the Com Shield :mad:.

Looks like a long night of listening to the bloody BBC world service :mad:.

Murphy to Spurs?

Looks like it. In the Express, they are saying Ronaldo wants to leave Real Madrid for Man United on a Bosman at the end of the season.

:D

That would be pretty decent Rob for the Mancs. Drools at prospect of Van Nistelrooy and Ronaldo.

Have my doubts about it though.

Wow, Arsenal kinda shat all over United

Well he did learn English years ago with the hope of playing in England one day and he said he wanted to play for us after he got a standing ovation at Old Trafford two years ago when he scored a hat trick against us so I think it's a possibility.

I think we've managed to go backwards from last season. I didn't see much yesterday to fill me with excitement.

I seem to remember Ronaldinho saying he wanted to play for Man U as well...

Blech, today was shite. Beaten by a good goal and an atrocious penalty decision. We didn't start playing until the 2nd half though and the defending badly needs sorting out (Jo Lescott :love: )

If anyone really wants to do me a favour you'll track down Lee Naylor and shoot him :rant:

If he couldn't have you that would mean you could have him :roll: And I'd have thought you'd know better than to take a bit of cheap bait like that, but meh.

Fu</>ck it, I'd kill him then :p

The guy is like 3 inches smaller than me and probably a good 2 stone lighter and Sunday league football is 10 times 'harder' than nancy boy Premiership football.

:lol:

the Express, :lol:, what jokers.

Somebody should fire whoever suggested that you guys should sign Bjorklund. He started as well didn't he? Hopefully Dave Jones or whoever manages Wolves nowadays has more sense in the future.

lol at the thread turning into football wars or some shit.

Our teams full of ex Leeds racist/dirty bastards so we could hold our own.

After that though we have fuck all and would get beaten down :(.

is it fuck

Lee Hughes has been found guilty of causing detah by dangerous driving and has recieved a 6 year prison sentence. Thats West Brom down for sure next year.

Disappointed but not too upset about the community shield result. Man U were missing several key players and were clearly thinking of the Champions League game by taking Giggs, Keane and Scholes of quite early.

the last team to win the charity shielf and the league was us in 96.

The last time (i think) we lost the charity shield and had to play a qualifier for the CL, we ended up winning it.

It'd be nice if that happened again, but i doubt it :'(

Why? He's shit anyway.

Should have got longer.

Steven Carr is close to signing for Newcastle, apparently.

I don't think he is shit, but he definitley deserved longer. The pictures of the crash show how fast and reckless he must have been, also he was allegedly on the wrong side of the road, not to mention the fact that he was pissed and ran away from he scene of the crime, which made him look like he had something to hide.

If he is out in three years then its a joke.

Oh yeah hot shit about Kezman's ban being squashed.

Solksjaer is out for PROBABLY the whole season.

yeah, it's looking like this might be solskjaer done for good :'( absolutely gutted

http://www.boomspeed.com/themask/26.jpg :'(

if he does play again, he's going to get one of the biggest receptions ever at OT, i can guarentee that much.

Well he'll get out in two for good behaviour. He should have got a 10 stretch in my opinion.

I don't care if he never kicks a ball again, he'll always be a legend in my book if just for that night.

also dazz, you should at least know djemba is a hard bastard now.

Djemba's a fucking nutcase

He is no match for Robert Huth.

:y:

Whats that? never scored in the premiership?

Yeah thought so and now you never will, hope you enjoy prison you fucking shit.

Ronaldo's been quoted saying how he wants to join Spurs because Frank Arneson helped him loads when he was at PSV.

If that happens I will eat my own face.

am i the only one thinking liverpool should rip madrid's arm off for 10m + morientes/eto'o for owen?

Owen is utter utter toss these days.

Commercially, Owen can make more money for Liverpool than Morientes/Eto'o considering how massively popular he is, and Owen is likely to score goals if he gets the right service from the players.

I reckon Morientes would easily fit into British football, but Eto'o would take quite a while considering when you take into fact what players like El Hadji Diouf and Joseph Desire Job have done in England.

If this stuff about MAdrid handing Liverpool 10 million plus Morientes is true then Liverpool should bite their f****** hand off. Morientes is a much better player than Owen and I would definetly trade.

It will be a real shame if Solskjaer has played his last game. The guy will go down forever as a legend.

Murphy signed for Charlton for £500,000 less than Tottenham offered too.

I didn't think Murphy had signed.

Arsenal no longer want Carrick

Repka is getting in trouble with the popo for harrassing a 46 year old bloke. LOL.

Francis Jeffers went to Charlton too. I always said Wegner is a genius when it comes to sales in the transfer market. How the hell did he manage to get £2.6 million on this turd?

Good deal for Charlton with signing Murphy

lol yeah hes great at getting good transfer prices. Anelka, Overmars and Pires - Arsenal must be laughing all the way to the bank.

Good deal for Charlton too I reckon - Murphy that is, will have to wait and see for Jeffers.

Well played Liverpool too - Gerrard was oustanding.

And bye bye Michael :wave:

FUCKING LEEDS :'(

Michael Owen didn't play tonight... Real Madrid deny wanting to sign him, like they did with the previous two galacticos they signed (Ronaldo and Beckham)... Bye Bye Michael

Comeon the Gas.

Junior Agogo is the man.

Ronaldo could be heading back to Italy in January though, otherwise i doubt they'd sign Owen. If Liverpool get Morientes and £10 million that would be a good deal, gives them some money to buy a better right midfielder.

Sheepshaggers tonight. COME ON LEICESTER

3-1 to Sunderland

Elliott got his first goal :cool:

Ronaldo said he'd like to play at united some day, i think.

Which is nice.

Ronaldo says he'd like to play for everyone some day.

He'll go to Chelsea. Pay day.

I'll bet anyone here that if he comes to England, it's not to Chelsea.

Haha you gotta be tripping, if we win either the league of the Champions League then will be ours at the end of the season.

Wanna put a tenner on it then?

On Ronaldo going to Chelsea IF he comes to England?

The only reason he wouldn't is if Abramovich leaves during the season, I am pretty sure otherwise, when Ronaldo leaves Madrid he will be Chelsea bound, like ECG said, he will get an even fatter pocket.

I'd gladly stick a tenner on it.

Speaking of which, for all your betters out there, check this: www.sportingindex.com, after your first 5 bets are settled you get a free £100 bet, after your next 5 bets are settled you g et another free £100 bet. hot shit.

Ronaldo said it after we gave him a standing ovation coming off after raping us, or more specifically crappy fabien barthez in the CL

What the shit, this is spread betting :mad:, thats gay. :|.

Bastard Preston keeper :mad::mad::mad::'(

Ronaldo = fat, injury-prone and over-rated.

I'm looking forward to Chelsea going tits up like Leeds.

I love the phrase tits up.

Its so funny.

Shelbourne held Deportivo to a 0-0 draw. :eek:

Yeah fair play to them amazing result. It'd be rediculous if they got in. They'd dominate the Irish leauge forever with the money.

Tomorrows papers are full of Vassel to United for 5-7 million. I'd be happy to see him go if we use the money to up our bid for Beattie.

True Vassell does get into the England squad but by all accounts he shouldn't he rarely produces for Villa and Beattties supposed asking price of 8 million seems allright. Allthough I'm confused as to how we had a 6 million bid turned down yet sold them Crouch for 2 million earlier in the summer. Surely would have made more sense to have done a deal for 6 and Crouch

Why would you pay £8m for Beattie when you already have Angel?

Because a Beattie - Angel partnership is better than a Angel - Vassel one.

Unrelated fact - Ogen and myself have the same birthday.

Allback wouldn't clinch it with 4 I wouldn't say. I'd say the least we're looking at is 6-7 with a player.

I agree with RBF here, he's not worth £8 million really and there are probably better strikers available for less.

Beat the sheep 2-1 :cool: Benjamin has turned into the man since returning from Brighton.

Beattie and Angel are too similar IMO, signing Beattie would take away a lot of the goals that Angel scored last season.

Beattie may be a lazy b****** but when he gets a half chance then he can usually score which makes him an asset to any team. He ain't worth 8 million pounds but he is a decent player.

Good result for Man U last night. Just get them back to Old Trafford and finish them off.

Owen to Real Madrid seems certain to go through but for £8 million and a player, thought to be Nunez.

What are Liverpool on here? :| They were getting £10m and Morientes before and even if he's out of the deal then they should be getting more money aswell as Nunez, because Morientes is clearly the better move for Liverpool and probably a better player of the two.

I think Angel and Allback would be our best partnership.

Liverpool should ask for someone like Guti.